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Why work hard when you can work... smart eventually?
We're a group of cousins who've mastered the art of minimal effort, maximum comfort. Our motto: "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing... later."
We believe in efficiency through laziness. Why write 100 lines of code when 10 will do? Why have 50 meetings when a quick text works? We've turned procrastination into an art form, and inefficiency into a lifestyle choice.
Being lazy doesn't mean being unproductive. We're proud of finding the easiest solutions, automating everything we can, and knowing when "good enough" is actually perfect. We ship code... eventually.
But at least you're well-rested when you don't finish.
And done is the enemy of relaxation, so we choose neither.
Deadlines doubly so. Everything is due 'soon-ish'.
95% life, 5% thinking about work. The math checks out.
A revolutionary timer that counts how long you've been putting something off. Features include motivational quotes about tomorrow and a snooze button.
A todo app with only one feature: adding todos. Deleting them felt like too much work. Marking as complete? That's version 2.0.
A website where literally everything is lazy loaded. Even this description took 3 seconds to appear. Performance score: Eventually/100.
Generates believable excuses for why your code isn't done yet. Powered by AI and years of professional procrastination experience.
Optimizes your daily nap schedule based on meetings, deadlines, and couch availability. Integrates with all major calendars.
21 cousins, countless skills, and infinite potential
The essentials that keep us going
Making things beautiful and functional
Building the digital future
Unique skills that set us apart
UX Designer
Focused on creating intuitive user experiences and understanding user behavior.
Student
Currently pursuing studies and building foundational knowledge.
Full Stack Developer
Fresh graduate starting career journey as a developer with Python and JS expertise.
Graphic Designer
Beginning journey in graphic design with focus on visual creativity.
WordPress Developer & Student
Balancing studies while building freelance career in WordPress development.
Teacher
Dedicated to educating and shaping future generations.
UX/UI Designer
Creates beautiful and functional user interfaces with focus on user experience.
Data Analyst
Working in data analysis field, bringing insights from data in South Korea.
Student
Currently focused on studies and building knowledge foundation.
Fashion Designer - Leather Specialist
Expert in fashion design specializing in leather shoes and bags, worked with famous Pakistani brands.
Developer & Student
Balancing development work while continuing studies and skill enhancement.
Accounts Professional
Managing financial operations and accounting responsibilities.
Technical Engineer
Recent graduate doing excellent technical work at Siemens, applying engineering skills professionally.
Event Manager & Graphic Designer
Works in events company with strong people management skills and graphic design expertise.
Student
Currently dedicated to studies and academic growth.
CNC Specialist & Business Owner
Expert in CNC work, currently running a manufacturing company on share basis.
Senior UX/UI/Graphics Designer
The most senior graphic designer in the group, expert in UX/UI and comprehensive graphic design.
UI Designer & Multimedia Specialist
Focuses on UI design with strong expertise in multimedia and visual content creation.
Carpenter
Skilled carpenter working in Abu Dhabi, bringing craftsmanship to construction projects.
847 slices this year (so far)
2,340 productive hours
3 out of 147 (2% success rate!)